[00:01.141]Ha ha.[00:02.195]Looks like you could use some help[00:04.129]from the big boss of Hell himself[00:06.045]Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on yelp[00:07.931]'Five Stars'[00:08.430]'Flawless'[00:08.945]'Greater than great!'[00:10.231]Oh, with a punch of a pentagram[00:12.276]I wap bap boom alakazam[00:14.262]Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb[00:16.200]But you get the family rate![00:17.500]'Thanks dad!'[00:18.625]Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef[00:21.489]'Woh oh oh!'[00:22.495]Michelin tasting menu free a la carte[00:26.195]I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref[00:30.020]Champagne fountains,[00:30.953]caviar mountains,[00:31.988]that's just a start![00:34.232]Alastor: Who's been here since day one?[00:36.190]Who's been faithful as a nun?[00:38.036]Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun[00:39.985]Your executive producer[00:41.616]Charlie: That's true![00:42.501]Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day[00:44.038]Your chum, your steadfast hotelier[00:46.108]Remember when I fixed that clog today?[00:47.930]Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir![00:49.475]Charlie: Oh you![00:50.584]Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond[00:54.278]You're like the child that I wish that I had[00:57.415]Lucifer: Uh, what?[00:58.571]Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned[01:01.450]Lucifer: Hold on now![01:02.452]Alastor: It's a little funny![01:03.217]You could almost call me[01:04.261]dad[01:17.753]They say when you're looking for assistance[01:21.114]It's smart to pick the path of least resistance[01:25.196]Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour[01:28.679]There's no substitute for pure angelic power[01:32.630]Who just happens to also be your blood[01:36.913]Alastor: Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud[01:39.837]They say the family you choose is better[01:41.640]Lucifer: What a bunch of losers[01:42.824]Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?[01:44.118]Lucifer: Your song? I started this.[01:45.298]Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it![01:48.348]Mimzy: It's me![01:48.999]Yes, it's me![01:50.451]I know you were all waiting for me[01:53.150]I'm here[01:54.694]What a gas[01:56.224]Took a while but I'm present at last[01:59.143]It's me[02:00.724]It's me[02:02.275]Mimzzzzyyyyyyy[02:09.101]Lucifer: Who?