A Little Priest - Josh Groban/Annaleigh Ashford.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:00.000][MRS. LOVETT:]
[00:00.001]That's all very well.
[00:03.045]What're we gonna do about him?
[00:05.609][TODD:]
[00:05.610]Later on, when it's dark,
[00:08.471]we'll take him to some secret place and bury him.
[00:12.353][MRS. LOVETT:]
[00:12.354]Well, of course, we could do that.
[00:14.614]I don't suppose he's got any relatives going to come poking around looking for him.
[00:21.317]You know me,
[00:23.031]bright ideas just pop into my head and I keep thinking...
[00:28.593]Seems a downright shame…
[00:31.822][TODD:]
[00:31.823]Shame?
[00:33.275][MRS. LOVETT:]
[00:33.276]Seems an awful waste...
[00:36.239]Such a nice plump frame
[00:39.276]Wot's-his-name
[00:40.278]Has...
[00:41.483]Had...
[00:43.570]Has...
[00:45.897]Nor it can't be traced
[00:49.772]Business needs a lift
[00:53.092]Debts to be erased
[00:56.377]Think of it as thrift
[00:58.050]As a gift...
[00:59.267]If you get my drift...Huh?
[01:02.703]No?
[01:06.647]Seems an awful waste
[01:13.037]I mean
[01:13.923]With the price of meat what it is
[01:16.198]When you get it
[01:17.279]If you get it-
[01:19.064][TODD:]
[01:19.065]Ha ha ha…
[01:21.237][MRS. LOVETT:]
[01:21.238]Good, you got it
[01:22.224]Take, for instance
[01:23.032]Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop
[01:26.544]Business never better, using only p***ycats and toast
[01:30.906]And a p***y's good for maybe six or seven at the most
[01:35.156]And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste...
[01:37.046][TODD:]
[01:37.047]Mrs. Lovett
[01:38.082]What a charming notion
[01:38.880]Eminently practical
[01:39.991]And yet appropriate as always
[01:42.160][MRS. LOVETT:]
[01:42.161]Well, it does seem a waste
[01:42.162][TODD:]
[01:42.163]Mrs. Lovett
[01:43.297]How I've lived without you all these years
[01:44.730][MRS. LOVETT:]
[01:44.731]It's an idea
[01:44.732][TODD:]
[01:44.733]I'll never know!
[01:45.686]How delectable!
[01:48.459]Also undetectable
[01:50.121]How choice!
[01:51.311]How rare!
[01:51.312][MRS. LOVETT:]
[01:51.313]Think about it
[01:51.314]Lots of other gentlemen'll
[01:51.315]Soon be coming for a shave
[01:51.316]Won't they?
[01:51.317]Think of
[01:51.318]All them
[01:51.319]Pies!
[01:52.553][TODD:]
[01:52.554]For what's the sound of the world out there?
[01:56.187][MRS. LOVETT:]
[01:56.188]What, Mr. Todd, what, Mr. Todd
[01:58.060]What is that sound?
[01:59.556][TODD:]
[01:59.557]Those crunching noises pervading the air!
[02:03.576][MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:03.577]Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, Mr. Todd
[02:05.361]Yes, all around
[02:06.921][TODD:]
[02:06.922]It's man devouring man, my dear—
[02:10.540][TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:10.541]And who are we to deny it in here?
[02:16.850][TODD:]
[02:16.851]Ah, these are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett.
[02:20.387]And desperate measures are called for.
[02:23.025][MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:23.026]Here we are, hot from the oven
[02:27.343][TODD:]
[02:27.344]What is that?
[02:29.689][MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:29.690]It's priest
[02:30.894]Have a little priest
[02:32.825][TODD:]
[02:32.826]Is it really good?
[02:33.865][MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:33.866]Sir, it's too good, at least
[02:36.827]Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh
[02:40.709]So it's pretty fresh
[02:44.503][TODD:]
[02:44.504]Awful lot of fat
[02:46.336][MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:46.337]Only where it sat
[02:48.243][TODD:]
[02:48.244]Haven't you got poet
[02:49.404]Or something like that?
[02:51.913][MRS. LOVETT:]
[02:51.914]No, you see the trouble with poet
[02:54.094]Is how do you know it's deceased?
[02:57.592]Try the priest!
[02:59.194][TODD:]
[02:59.195]Hmmm…Heavenly!
[03:01.589][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:01.590]Ah~
[03:02.386][TODD:]
[03:02.387]Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
[03:03.770]But then not as bland as curate, either
[03:05.824][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:05.825]And good for business-
[03:07.161]Always leaves you wanting more.
[03:09.167]Trouble is, we only get it in Sundays.
[03:14.395]Lawyer's rather nice
[03:16.618][TODD:]
[03:16.619]If it's for a price
[03:18.450][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:18.451]Order something else, though, to follow
[03:20.622]Since no one should swallow it twice
[03:23.960][TODD:]
[03:23.961]Anything that's lean
[03:25.827][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:25.828]Well, then, but if you're British and loyal
[03:27.984]You might enjoy Royal Marine
[03:31.429]Anyway, it's clean
[03:33.180]Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been
[03:36.919][TODD:]
[03:36.920]Is that squire
[03:38.689]On the fire?
[03:40.557][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:40.558]Mercy no, sir
[03:41.633]Look closer
[03:42.565]You'll notice it's grocer
[03:44.595][TODD:]
[03:44.596]Looks thicker
[03:45.872]More like vicar
[03:47.800][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:47.801]No, it has to be grocer—it's green!
[03:51.781][TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:51.782]Hahahahaha!
[03:55.365][TODD:]
[03:55.366]The history of the world, my love
[03:59.644][MRS. LOVETT:]
[03:59.645]Save a lot of graves
[04:00.569]Do a lot of relatives favors
[04:02.593][TODD:]
[04:02.594]Is those below serving those up above
[04:07.183][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:07.184]Everybody shaves
[04:07.781]So there should be plenty of flavors
[04:09.878][TODD:]
[04:09.879]How gratifying for once to know-
[04:13.507][TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:13.508]That those above will serve those down below!
[04:21.398][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:21.399]Now, let's see...
[04:22.341]We've got…tinker?
[04:24.383][TODD:]
[04:24.384]Something…pinker.
[04:25.744][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:25.745]Mm, tailor?
[04:27.147][TODD:]
[04:27.148]Hmmm…paler.
[04:28.344][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:28.345]Potter?
[04:29.245][TODD:]
[04:29.246]Hotter.
[04:29.894][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:29.895]Butler?
[04:30.582][TODD:]
[04:30.583]Subtler!
[04:32.263][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:32.264]Locksmith?
[04:33.900][TODD:]
[04:33.901]Err…
[04:36.758][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:36.759]Lovely bit of clerk
[04:38.833][TODD:]
[04:38.834]Maybe for a lark
[04:40.738][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:40.739]Then again, there's sweep
[04:42.000]If you want it cheap
[04:43.483]And you like it dark
[04:44.397]Try the financier
[04:46.295]Peak of his career
[04:48.103][TODD:]
[04:48.104]That looks pretty rank
[04:49.310][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:49.311]Well, he drank
[04:49.738]It's a bank cashier
[04:51.829]Last one really sold
[04:53.736]Wasn't quite so old
[04:55.509][TODD:]
[04:55.510]Have you any beadle?
[04:56.761][MRS. LOVETT:]
[04:56.762]Next week, so I'm told
[04:59.373]Beadle isn't bad till you smell it
[05:01.437]And notice how well it's been greased
[05:04.890]Stick to priest
[05:08.116]Now this may be a bit stringy,
[05:10.158]But then again, it's fiddle player
[05:12.925][TODD:]
[05:12.926]Ah, no, no, no, that's not fiddle player.
[05:15.810]That's piccolo player.
[05:17.600][MRS. LOVETT:]
[05:17.601]How can you tell?
[05:18.888][TODD:]
[05:18.889]Because it's piping hot!
[05:22.448][MRS. LOVETT:]
[05:22.449]Then blow on it first!
[05:27.395][TODD:]
[05:27.396]The history of the world, my sweet
[05:31.211][MRS. LOVETT:]
[05:31.212]Oh, Mr. Todd, ooh, Mr. Todd
[05:32.949]What does it tell?
[05:34.551][TODD:]
[05:34.552]Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat
[05:38.468][MRS. LOVETT:]
[05:38.469]And, Mr. Todd, too, Mr. Todd
[05:40.268]Who gets to sell
[05:41.753][TODD:]
[05:41.754]But fortunately, it's also clear
[05:45.292][TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
[05:45.293]That everybody
[05:47.187]Goes down well with beer!
[05:53.200][MRS. LOVETT:]
[05:53.201]Since marine doesn't appeal to you,
[05:55.602]How about Rear Admiral?
[05:58.038][TODD:]
[05:58.039]Too salty. I prefer General.
[06:01.822][MRS. LOVETT:]
[06:01.823]With or without his privates?
[06:07.090]Wi- "With" is extra!
[06:09.663][TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
[06:09.664]Hahahahaha!
[06:16.360][TODD:]
[06:16.361]What is that?
[06:18.464][MRS. LOVETT:]
[06:18.465]It's fop
[06:19.926]Finest in the shop
[06:21.787]Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered
[06:23.939]With actual shepherd on top
[06:27.430]And I've just begun
[06:29.309]Here's the politician; so oily
[06:30.478]It's served with a doily
[06:33.267]Have one?
[06:34.762][TODD:]
[06:34.763]Put it on a bun
[06:36.576]Well, you never know if it's going to run
[06:40.240][MRS. LOVETT:]
[06:40.241]Try the friar
[06:42.011]Fried, it's drier
[06:43.778][TODD:]
[06:43.779]No, the clergy is really
[06:45.865]Too coarse and too mealy
[06:48.206][MRS. LOVETT:]
[06:48.207]Then actor—
[06:49.246]That's compacter
[06:51.156][TODD:]
[06:51.157]Yes, and always arrives overdone
[06:55.191]I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!
[06:59.202][MRS. LOVETT:]
[06:59.203]Wait! True, we don't have judge yet,
[07:02.002]But we've got something you might fancy even better
[07:06.892][TODD:]
[07:06.893]What's that?
[07:08.328][MRS. LOVETT:]
[07:08.329]Executioner~
[07:11.366][TODD:]
[07:11.367]Have charity towards the world, my pet
[07:15.117][MRS. LOVETT:]
[07:15.118]Yes, yes, I know, my love
[07:18.521][TODD:]
[07:18.522]We'll take the customers that we can get
[07:22.290][MRS. LOVETT:]
[07:22.291]High-born and low, my love
[07:25.601][TODD:]
[07:25.602]We'll not discriminate great from small
[07:29.247]No, we'll serve anyone
[07:31.523][MRS. LOVETT:]
[07:31.524]Meaning anyone
[07:33.353][TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
[07:33.354]And to anyone
[07:35.669]At all!