[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Ryan Montgomery[00:00.470] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Ryan Montgomery[00:00.940]I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts[00:04.702]You know, there's a story behind that there saloon[00:08.673]20 years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over[00:14.341]Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em[00:17.633]Quickest dxxn gun-slingers I've ever seen[00:21.342]Got murd3red in cold-blood[00:25.391]That old saloon there was their little home away from home[00:29.336]They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern[00:33.515]And on a quiet night, you can still hear[00:36.519]The footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"[00:39.915]I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet[00:42.632]I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat[00:45.166]I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph[00:47.804]And the noise is spread[00:48.692]Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (Uhh)[00:50.939]Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed[00:53.238]'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead[00:55.954]Told him each one of his boys is dead (Ohh)[00:57.835]I asked him to come to the dark side[00:59.324]He made a choice and said (Yo)[01:00.421]Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse[01:02.171]We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other[01:04.261]To see which one'll swerve first[01:05.959]Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity[01:08.310]Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets[01:10.713]Kissed the cheek of the Devil, intelligence level[01:13.117]Is hellier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto[01:15.624]Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist[01:18.524]Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot[01:21.058]One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse[01:23.644]In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse[01:26.126]And stay over-worked, it's like the Naz1s and the Nation[01:28.451]Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth[01:30.906]'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil[01:33.336]We hit the trees 'til we look like V13tnamese people[01:36.104]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal[01:38.691]Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either[01:40.833]Sx1t, me neither[01:42.165]We ain't eager to be legal[01:43.680]So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle[01:46.344]I breathe ether in three lethal amounts[01:48.617]While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle (Ahh)[01:51.308]Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range[01:53.842]Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain[01:56.767](He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up[01:59.327]And I'm pissed off, 'cause I can't find a decent vein[02:01.104]The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide[02:03.951]And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead[02:06.511]When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter[02:09.698]'Cause I serve any stranger with money[02:11.605]I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains[02:13.825]While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches[02:16.568]P1ss on a flag and burn it, murd3r you then come to your funeral[02:19.311]Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it[02:21.662]Wh1ppin' human a5s, throwin' blows, craxkin' jaws[02:24.144]With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass[02:26.782]I'm blazin' emcees, at the same time amazin' emcees[02:29.185]Somehow, emcees ain't that eyebrow-raisin' to me[02:31.667]From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough[02:34.122]To cast a avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt[02:37.466]Hello? (Billy?)[02:38.589]Ayo, what's up? (We're comin' to get you)[02:40.575]Stop! They know it's us!!![02:41.933]I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (Uh-uh)[02:44.493]I'm the one who burned your house down (Oh)[02:46.217]Well, I'm out now (Sx1t)[02:47.393]And this time, I'm comin' back to blow your house up[02:49.744]And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of (Shh)[02:52.382]Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms[02:54.498]And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms[02:57.241]And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave[02:59.513]I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe[03:02.178]'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil[03:04.555]And we hit the trees 'til we look like V13tnamese people[03:07.638]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal[03:09.962]Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel[03:12.940](We'll be waitin') See you in Hell (Uh-huh)[03:15.971]Wall Street (Yup), Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady (Uh)[03:22.109]See you in Hell for the sequel (Bye-bye)[03:25.218]Bad Meets Evil, what? (Until next time)[03:33.238]And so, that's the story of when Bad meets Evil[03:36.790]Two of the most wanted individuals in the county[03:40.526]Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens[03:45.724]It's too bad they had to go out the way they did[03:49.486]Got sh0t in the back comin' out of that old saloon[03:53.848]But their spirits still live on 'til this day[03:58.002]Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?