[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim[00:00.000]Wait, what's your rush? What's your hurry?[00:02.276]You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost[00:04.286]Half a minute, come here, sit, sit you down, sit[00:06.819]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:09.659]Did you come here for a pie, sir?[00:11.691]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague[00:14.290]What is that?[00:15.838]But you think we had the plague[00:17.441]From the way that people keep avoiding[00:19.482]No, you don't,Heaven knows I try, sir![00:22.141]But there's no one comes in even to inhale[00:25.472]Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?[00:28.252]Mind you, I can't hardly blame them[00:32.306]These are probably the worst pies in London[00:37.075]I know why nobody cares to take them[00:40.246]I should know, I make 'em,[00:42.682]But good? No![00:44.319]The worst pies in London[00:47.616]Even that's polite the worst pies in London[00:52.530]If you doubt it, take a bite[00:56.197]Is that just disgusting?[00:58.352]You have to concede it[01:00.795]It's nothing but crusting[01:03.577]Here, drink this, you'll need it[01:05.983]The worst pies in London[01:09.646]And no wonder with the price of meat What it is?[01:12.244]When you get it? Never Thought I'd live to see the day[01:16.032]Men'd think it was a treat[01:17.460]Findin' poor animals Wot are dyin' in the street[01:20.730]Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop[01:23.109]Does a business but I notice somethin' weird[01:25.732]Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared[01:28.730]Have to hand it to her, wot I calls Enterprise[01:32.094]poppin' p***ies into pies![01:33.855]Wouldn't do in my shop[01:35.613]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick[01:38.712]And I'm tellin' you, them p***ycats is quick[01:41.914]No denyin' times is hard, sir[01:46.943]Even harder than the worst pies in London[01:51.560]Only lard and nothing more[01:53.826]Is that just revolting[01:56.034]All greasy and gritty?[01:58.721]It looks like it's molting[02:01.378]And tastes like, well, pity[02:05.357]A woman alone[02:09.469]with limited wind[02:13.486]And the worst pies in London[02:18.827]Ah, sir, times is hard[02:24.575]Times is hard!