Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Gaten Matarazzo/Josh Groban.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:04.715]Toby:Ladies and Gentlemen!May I have your attention please?
[00:10.260]Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
[00:12.575]To discover your pillow is covered with hair
[00:15.893]What ought not to be there?
[00:18.065]Well, ladies and gentlemen,
[00:19.818]From now on you can waken with ease.
[00:22.301]You need never again have a worry or care,
[00:23.942]I will show you a miracle marvelous rare,
[00:28.616]Gentlemen, you are about to see something wot rose From the dead!
[00:35.959]On the top of my head.
[00:41.840]Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen,
[00:43.545]I was suddenly struck with a rare Oriental disease.
[00:48.052]Though the finest physicians in London were called,
[00:50.417]I awakened one morning amazed and appalled
[00:52.502]To discover with dread that my head was as bald,As a novice's knees!
[00:57.163]I was dying of shame
[00:59.227]Till a gentleman came,
[01:01.315]An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name.
[01:07.085]He gave me a liquid as precious as gold.
[01:11.314]I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told,
[01:15.344]And behold!
[01:20.938]Less than thirty days old!
[01:27.440]'Twas Pirelli's Miracle elixir
[01:31.464]That's what did the trick, sir,True, sir, true.
[01:35.443]Was it quick, sir?Did it in a tick, sir,
[01:39.377]Just like an elixir Ought to do!
[01:43.365]How about a bottle, mister?
[01:45.759]Only costs a penny, guaranteed.
[01:47.709]Customer:Penny buys a bottle, I don't know
[01:49.846]You don't need,Ah, let's go
[01:51.526]Toby:Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir?
[01:55.308]You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique.
[01:59.167]Rub a minute.
[02:01.235]Stimulatin', in'it?
[02:03.166]Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week!
[02:07.294]Penny buys a bottle,guaranteed.
[02:09.376]Customer:Penny buys a bottle,might as well
[02:10.939]How about a sample?
[02:11.821]Go ahead and try it, wot the hell
[02:13.242]Toby:Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?
[02:13.790]Customer:Penny buys a bottle, does it?
[02:15.068]Customer:Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement?
[02:16.029]Toby:Gently dab it, gets to be a habit
[02:19.079]Soon there'll be enough, sir,Somebody can grab it.
[02:22.995]See that chap with Hair like Shelley's?
[02:26.884]You can tell 'e's Used Pirelli's!
[02:31.201]Customer:Let me have that bottle
[02:32.638]Customer:Make that two!
[02:33.555]odd: Pardon me Ma'am what's that awful stench
[02:35.017]Mrs. Lovett: Are we standing near an open trench
[02:37.015]Must be standing near an open trench
[02:38.697]oby:Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
[02:42.669]Anything what's slick sir, soon sprouts curls
[02:46.613]Try Pirelli's, when they see how thick Sir
[02:50.389]You can have your pick sir of the girls.
[02:54.814]Wanna buy a bottle, Mister?
[02:56.330]Todd/Mrs. Lovett: What is this?
[02:57.135]Smells like piss
[02:59.055]Mrs. Lovett: Smells like...Ugh.
[03:00.194]He says it smells like piss.
[03:01.231]Wouldn't touch it if I was you dear
[03:03.300]Todd: This is piss, piss with ink
[03:04.885]Customer:Let me smell that bottle I don't want no ink piss!
[03:06.997]Mrs. Lovett: What does that smell like to you, sir?
[03:08.623]Customer:Gives back our money!
[03:09.859]Todd: Where is this Pirelli?
[03:11.424]Customer:Yeah, where is this Pirelli?
[03:12.979]Toby:Let Pirelli's activate your roots Sir
[03:16.235]Todd: Keep it off your boots, Sir, eats right through
[03:18.946]Customer:Go and get Pirelli!
[03:20.253]Toby:Yes get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it, Ladies seem to love it
[03:25.834]Mrs. Lovett: Flies do too.
[03:30.298]Customer:Hand the bloody money over!
[03:34.006]Toby:See Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
[03:36.001]Grow a little wick, sir Then some fuzz
[03:37.829]The Pirelli's soon'll make it thick,sir
[03:39.714]Like a good elixir always does!
[03:41.695]Trust Pirelli's if your hair is sick, sir
[03:43.605]Fix it in the nick, sir Don't look grim
[03:45.565]Just Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That'll do the trick, sir
[03:48.287]Customer:What about the money?
[03:49.605]Toby:If you've got it a kick, sir
[03:50.683]Customer:What about the money? Where is this Pirelli?
[03:52.383]Go and get Pirelli! What about our money?
[03:57.602]Toby:Talk to him!