Vaudeville Villain - Viktor Vaughn.mp3

[00:10.455] V. Vaughn, the travelin' Vaudeville Villain
[00:12.804] Who don't give a flyin' **** who ain't not feelin' him
[00:15.331] Watch what ya dealin' him: Ace, king, death card
[00:17.912] Strong-arm the wrong man, pardon the left, god
[00:20.415] Get money and earn it, that "everything you touch turn" shit
[00:23.051] Got much to learn kid, light it up, burn shit
[00:26.101] Light it up like the Dutch when the hash melt
[00:28.145] Only time they see him when they meet him with the cash belt
[00:30.962] Ay carumba, now that's my number
[00:32.978] One dry summer, as far as I remember
[00:35.532] Burnt-out, but gainin' every edgy penny
[00:37.954] Then he hit him straight to the head like Reggie Denny
[00:40.489] Call him back when you need some more yak, Horshack
[00:43.090] Doin' 80 down the Van Wyck on horseback
[00:45.648] Your man sick, but he wreck tracks, puto
[00:48.156] Get back too, bro, exactamundo
[00:50.830] Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
[00:53.195] The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob shiner"
[00:55.841] For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
[00:58.396] To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-****s
[01:00.962] You wonder how well would they hold up in a holding cell
[01:03.354] It sorta had the strange makings of a tale told in hell
[01:05.838] Like "Oh well," hold tall riches
[01:08.385] If the feds is really after them they just told all the snitches
[01:11.031] On borrowed-time rhymes, gassed by the silver screen
[01:13.669] They act like their monkey-ass can heal back like Wolverine
[01:16.248] Mellow out what y'all bellow out ya yellow mouth
[01:18.419] What happened to the kinda spit that used to help a fellow out?
[01:21.225] No doubt, leave a rapper in a body cast
[01:23.555] And wonder what he was doing while we was in a karate class
[01:26.183] Snotty ass, it's really like he was a white-belt
[01:28.448] Right before he "night-night" ask him how the light felt
[01:31.275] I wouldn't take their tape if they gave it free
[01:33.895] Maybe it's me, baby it's V!
[01:36.244] Throw down the key, y'all know how shit be
[01:38.846] In the naked city, rappers is so giddy
[01:41.363] That's no ditty, Vaughn so witty
[01:43.668] The way he take no prisoners and show no pity
[01:46.276] It's how son became a big man from a black boy
[01:48.849] To name names, a really big fan of Dan Akroyd
[01:52.080] He feel they need to give him his own dance
[01:53.853] This his only chance to shoot the gift like a lone glance
[01:56.670] Or like a beef scene that leave the oo-ey smokin'
[01:59.019] Or between Hoktuo Shinken and Nanto Suichō Ken