Beef Rap - MF DOOM.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : MF DOOM
[00:00.699][Skit 1] [sample from the 1983 movie “Wild Style”]
[00:01.000]Now I haven't eaten all day. How am I gonna do this man?
[00:02.441]Yeah don't wait for her man, don't wait for her
[00:03.949]I'll tell you what man: come with me now and you know
[00:05.702]I'll get you some lunch, I'll hook you up with something
[00:09.198]I got a little bank, y'know, no problem
[00:10.706]I hear you, that's cool (Alright? It's cool)
[00:12.442]Man, can't you guys just wait here about a half hour, man?
[00:14.956]Yo I'll be back man, I'm just gonna munch up a little bit man, I'm pretty hungry
[00:17.710]Yo let him come back
[00:18.940][Skit 2] [sample from the 1942 horror film “Bowery at Midnight” and 1991’s “Godzilla vs King Ghidorah”]
[00:19.693]Here you will find food for your body
[00:21.690]As well as comfort for your troubled mind
[00:24.197]I'd really like some soup (Bread and butter)
[00:26.940]Of course my friend. What happened to your hand?
[00:30.955]Oh, food at last!
[00:35.442][Skit 3] [sample from 1976 movie “Logan’s Run”]
[00:36.203]How did they get here?
[00:37.202]Regular storage procedure, the same as the other food
[00:41.451]What other food?
[00:43.453]Fish (Food) protein (Fast for ya)
[00:47.941][Skit 4 ][sample from 1970’s PBS kids' show The Electric Company and 1971 Frank Zappa song “Would you like a Snack”]
[00:49.450]Now what happened?
[00:50.702]Well, the cop got
[00:51.948]The next morning I went to the store to get some food
[00:55.442](Bread and butter) They arrested me
[00:58.453]I'll save you (Thank you)
[00:59.951]Would you like a snack?
[01:01.445]Thanks for the drink
[01:02.712][Skit 5] [sample from 1982 spider-man episode “canon of doom”]
[01:03.939]Operation Doomsday complete
[01:10.952]All your intercoms casualty and damage testing
[01:13.202][Skit 6] [sampled from 1981 episode of the Spiderman cartoon series]
[01:14.458]Enough! You talk of the people's rights
[01:16.453]The people have only those rights which I choose to give them
[01:20.192]And that's for their own good, believe me
[01:22.690]I do, DOOM
[01:24.200]They disappoint me, they must work faster
[01:35.199]But the prisoner-
[01:36.690]Ah yes, the young traitor who has tried to turn my people against me
[01:41.940]Watch him. I have special plans for that one
[01:45.456][Verse 1]
[01:47.454]Beef rap, could lead to getting teeth capped
[01:50.438]Or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap
[01:52.949]I suggest you change your diet
[01:55.447]It can lead to high blood pressure if you fry it
[01:58.205]Or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease
[02:00.686]It ain't no starting back once arteries start to squeeze
[02:03.452]Take the easy way out phony, until then
[02:06.205]They know they wouldn't be talking that bologna in the bullpen
[02:08.698]So disgusting, pardon self as I discuss this
[02:11.451]They talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen injustice
[02:13.953]Bust this, like a cold milk from out the toilet
[02:16.445]Two batteries, some Brillo and some foil, heat'll boil it
[02:19.208]He be better off on PC glued
[02:21.449]And it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood
[02:24.197]Every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed
[02:27.200](Food, we need food!)(sample from Spider-Man cartoon episode “The Cannon of Doom”)
[02:29.205][Verse 2]
[02:29.958]He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh
[02:32.198]A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous
[02:34.704]Drop dead joints hit the whips like bird shit
[02:37.448]They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit
[02:39.697]Her bra smell, his card say, "Aw Hell!"
[02:42.449]Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel
[02:45.203]Keep a cooker where the jar fell
[02:47.443]And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell
[02:50.193]Top bleeding, maybe fella took the loaded rod gears
[02:52.689]Stop feeding babies colored sugar-coated lard squares
[02:55.710]The odd pair swears and God fears
[02:58.453]Even when it's rotten, we've gotten through the hard years
[03:01.201]I wrote this note around New Year's
[03:03.197]Off a couple of shots and a few beers, but who cares?
[03:06.459]Enough about me, it's about the beats
[03:08.693]Not about the streets and who food he 'bout to eat
[03:11.194]A rhyming cannibal who's dressed to kill and cynical
[03:13.948]Whether is it animal, vegetable or mineral
[03:16.699]It's a miracle how he get so lyrical
[03:19.204]And proceed to move the crowd like a old negro spiritual
[03:21.705]For a mil', do a commercial for Mello Yello
[03:24.192]Tell them devils, "Hell no, sell y'all own Jello"
[03:26.951]We hollow krills, she swallow pills
[03:29.690]He follow flea collar three dollar bills
[03:32.200]And squealed for halal veal, if y'all appeal
[03:34.694]Dig the real, it's how the big ballers deal
[03:37.458]Twirl a L after every meal ("Food!")
[03:40.449][Verse 3]
[03:48.945]What up? To all rappers: shut up with your shutting up
[03:50.707]And keep a shirt on, at least a button-up
[03:52.948]Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin' males?
[03:55.697]Out-of-work jerks since they shut down Chippendales
[03:58.439]They chippin' nails, DOOM tippin' scales
[04:00.949]Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shippin' sales
[04:03.442]This one goes out to all my peoples skippin' bail
[04:06.206]Dippin' jail, whippin' tail and sippin' ale
[04:08.947]Light the doobie 'til it glow like a ruby
[04:11.452]After which, they couldn't find the Villain, like Scooby
[04:13.955]He's in the lab on some old Buddha Monk shit
[04:16.701]Overproof drunk shit, but who'd'a thunk it?
[04:19.451]Punk, try and ask why ours be better
[04:21.954]Could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater
[04:24.693]Yes, you, who's screwed by the dude on the CD, nude
[04:28.445]("We need food!")