[00:00.00] 作词 : RILEY[00:00.00] Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture[00:24.03]Ignited it, and said, "i hope the vapors don't insult ya"[00:26.67]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: What i replied denied, but he mixin shit and hop[00:29.28]His head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lot[00:31.68]Bored, said, "we need a plot," i comply, "let's leave the spot"[00:34.29]Hopped in the granada, he's impressed by the beat i got[00:36.81]His name is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus"[00:39.54]Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis[00:42.42]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: "Nigga don't you know that i'm your daddy?" said he[00:44.46]This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree[00:47.01]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around[00:50.22]This man my momma had found taught me to put it down[00:52.77]I press the gas to the ground to show that i'm a hound[00:55.38]Makin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the town[00:57.87]Thirty years ago, jesus could pull a hoe quick[01:00.03]But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his mother****ing[01:02.61]Philosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chips[01:05.34]And now he puttin' in a disk of gladys knight and the pips[01:07.83]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "somebody musta scratch it[01:10.68]Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchet[01:13.35]Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons[01:15.87]Smack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questions[01:18.78]Relation*************p reduction to either rock the box or suction[01:21.36]Ain't got no close potnahs, socially i cain't function[01:23.70]From the pen he would scribe, on how to survive:[01:26.16]" don't be microsoft, be macintosh with a hard drive"[01:29.34]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: Used to tell me all the time to keep a nigga brok[01:31.50]Did i mention that my momma was his number one hoe?[01:34.08]Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash[01:36.72]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: And wheezed out, "c'mon man, make this mother****ing mash!"[01:39.51]Ain't gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain't right[01:42.03]Me and jesus the pimp in a '79 granada last night[01:46.50]Chorus: *sung* (2x)[01:47.43]Oakland do you wanna ride?[01:57.00]I can't hear you! oakland do you wanna ride tonight?[02:04.29][boots][02:05.37]City lights from far way can makeyou drop yo' jaw[02:08.01]Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at mardi gras[02:10.98]There's beauty in the cracks of the cement[02:12.87]When i was five i hopped over them wherever we went to prevent[02:16.23]Whatever it was that could break my momma's back[02:18.90]Little did i know that it would roll up in a cadillac[02:21.45]And matta-fact, she couldn't see him like a cataract[02:24.09]And on the track, she went from beautiful to battleaxe[02:26.70]And back at home, she would cry into her pillow[02:29.04]Vomit in the commode, i was six years old[02:31.71]I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and hold[02:36.78]She asked me what i thought of jesus when he broke off some bread[02:39.45]I said, "he missin' a arm, and he seem like a pee-pee head"[02:42.39]She said, "don't cuss," and my teeth to go brush[02:44.79]And get ready for bed, and the toilet to flush[02:47.49]With tears in my momma's eyes, i was her everything[02:49.83]Before she went out on the stroll[02:51.18]She'd tuck me into bed and sing:[02:59.67]You're much too beautiful for words (4x)[03:05.76]I see the red and white lights as the ambulance flies[03:08.79]Reminds me of midnight in a shitfiend's eyes[03:11.28]And my 9-year-old self as paramedics leave[03:14.01]Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's sleeve[03:16.59]To make illustrations that are clear and clean[03:18.99]I'll take you two hours back before this scene:[03:21.96]Early in the morning when the sun starts to creep[03:24.30]When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep[03:27.15]Moms was comin' in i heard her keys go clink[03:29.46]Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink[03:32.34]Even though she served, for fifty dollars-a-pop[03:34.71]Hardly had enough for rent after jesus re-copped[03:37.50]That day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot[03:40.32]Slammed momma's head against the front bolt lock[03:42.63]Then the pump wit one arm done harm[03:44.85]Reached back and plowed into her head like a farm[03:47.46]Never saw the act, locked in the back, i was cussin'[03:50.01]Heard the blap blap of tewnty headcrack percussion[03:52.59]And body blows, her body froze from bolo's to the spine[03:55.62]I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was whine[03:58.20]She didn't even have the strength to say, "i love you boo "[04:00.87]But i said it to her and she knew that i knew[04:03.45]She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the case[04:06.24]But i never will forget the plastic hand stuck in her face[04:08.85]Stop at the intersection to ask jesus 'bout directions[04:11.46]"s go to frisco.." (i got very friendly vocal inflections)[04:14.07]Mob a left at macarthur to continue in flight[04:16.65]Me and jesus the pimp in a '79 granada last night[04:36.51]Chorus[04:36.90][boots][04:40.26]The rain dropped giant pearls, god was pissin' on the world[04:42.90]Or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled[04:45.57]My temperatyre gayge read "cold and blistery"[04:48.24]Spinnin' wheels made each piece of asphault history[04:50.94]This was jesus debut out the penitentiary[04:53.55]Fifteen years, but it seem like a century[04:56.04]See, he went in the pen for some other murder drama[04:58.44]Twelve years old when i wrote him quote i wanna be a pimp comma[05:01.26]You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation points[05:03.96]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: You know how niggas act, bitch exclamation points[05:06.66]First it was a set up move, then it was the truth[05:08.97]His letters were the only thing i had as a youth[05:11.67]But his lopsided game, see, was really counterfeit[05:14.16]So my little son dominic thinks that i'm a mother****ing[05:16.71]Cause i was runnin' 'round like a little baby jesus[05:19.65]To me women had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers[05:22.35]And i don't think that it's gon' end til we make revolution[05:24.81]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: But who gon' make the shit if we worship prostitution[05:27.57]Ain't no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion[05:30.00]Put they life on the line so some other pimp could use 'em[05:32.52]Pulled into a vacant lot, the road to recovery[05:35.40]Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the shrubbery[05:38.01]Jesus said, "why the hell you pointin' a gat?"[05:40.26]So i pulled a piece of game i could use out the hat[05:42.84]I said, "this trip is over, we ain't finna ride on[05:45.87]This is for my mental and my momma that i cried on[05:48.51]Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night: Microsoft mother****ers let bygones be bygone[05:51.09]But since i'm macintosh, i'ma double click your icons"[05:53.64]He struggled for life, then gave up the fight[05:56.01]Me and jesus the pimp in a '79 granada last night[06:19.29]Chorus