[00:00.538]I can do this[00:02.369]somehow I know it[00:04.581]I'll get heacen behind my plans[00:07.442]Charlie hold on[00:09.006]There's just no way I could blow it[00:12.572]Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance[00:15.801]It's just a meeting[00:17.051]To change their minds and touch their hearts[00:20.478]Or whatever angels have[00:23.038]This could be bad.[00:24.238]Cheer up Vaggie[00:25.801]This could be swell[00:27.518]Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell[00:32.200]Okay but just don't sing to them.[00:34.072]That b***h is halfway down the street.[00:35.662]Is she...[00:36.280]Oh she's dancin'[00:37.677]Ugh..no![00:38.521]There's warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air[00:41.585]Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare[00:45.089]It's a reaim so appealing it beats anywhere[00:48.458]If you don''t mind the smell[00:51.721]It's a happy day in hell[00:55.125]Hi Mister![00:55.943]Go **** yourself![00:57.289]There's an endless trashfire that's burning my soul[01:00.027]Hello![01:00.809]Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole[01:03.504]Uh,excuse me[01:04.130]Doing what is required we all have our roles[01:07.450]I'm not doing well[01:10.397]Another shitty day in hell[01:13.874]If I can show them the dream I've dreamed[01:17.452]That any soul can change[01:20.186]Cuz angels'minds are hard to change[01:21.050]And they'll know everyone can be redeemed[01:24.292]From the evil to the strange[01:26.670]They are bloodthirsty and deranged[01:29.747]I can hear all their stories[01:32.055]The lost and displaced[01:34.132]And I know that they're more of an acquired taste[01:37.812]But if I open the door and I give them a place[01:41.225]At my Hazbin Hotel[01:44.285]It'll be a happy day in Hell[01:51.918]From the porn studio[01:53.463]Where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukake shows[01:57.785]To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown[02:00.483]Cuz-holy shit oh my gosh[02:02.350]WHY???[02:03.914]And I don't give a crow that[02:05.982]His brain's got in my eye[02:09.208]Cuz I know I can spare them[02:11.498]From Heaven's genocide[02:14.585]I'can do this,I just know it[02:15.508]There's andless trashfire that's burning my soul[02:18.151]I'll get heaven behind my plans[02:21.556]There's just no way I could blow it[02:22.581]I kinda like that barbed wire that shoved in my hole[02:24.803]Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance[02:28.075]To change their minds[02:29.765]And touch my parts[02:31.592]Uh...no thank you,I'm just gonna[02:33.756]Fulfill my destiny[02:37.050]Your loss,b***h![02:38.209]I can already tell[02:41.015]Today is gonna be a ****ing happy day in Hell