[00:00.000] 作词 : Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met[00:00.503] 作曲 : Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met[00:01.007] Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel[00:04.224] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal[00:07.509] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile[00:10.799] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind[00:13.434][00:14.123] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head[00:17.337] Then I could see the places I've been[00:20.813] But then I would know that you're talking shit[00:23.997] I don't wanna know what my friends think[00:26.685][00:27.314] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn[00:30.737] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home[00:33.881] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long[00:37.218] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone[00:39.864][00:40.688] I wish I could act in a show on TV[00:43.849] 'Cause then I could practice not being me[00:47.141] I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel[00:50.465] But you won't believe me when I cry for real[00:53.084][00:53.869] I wish that my brain would triple in size[00:57.114] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight[01:00.306] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind[01:03.872] I don't wanna know the point of life[01:06.356][01:07.027] In some other life, I would be rich[01:10.460] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill[01:13.589] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small[01:16.973] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all[01:19.345][01:20.269] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack[01:23.676] I'd get invited to every frat[01:26.945] But when you get old, and your good days are past[01:30.194] You'll only want me when you're sad[01:32.856][01:33.566] Wish I was a song, your favorite one[01:36.863] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom[01:40.100] I would be there when your baby is born[01:43.473] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone[01:46.339][01:46.922] I wish I was big, as big as my house[01:50.084] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd[01:53.455] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch[01:56.845] God, I could really use him now[01:59.233][01:59.936] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up[02:03.328] And if I did, well, so ****in' what?[02:06.716] I could be cruel and break all your stuff[02:09.879] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what[02:12.218][02:13.301] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird[02:16.591] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear[02:19.850] And then you would die, you'd love me to death[02:23.093] I'd never know who the hell I am[02:25.981][02:29.215] I wish I was me, whoever that is[02:32.942] I could just be, and not give a shit[02:36.318] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan[02:39.880] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am[02:47.402][02:57.364] One, two, pandemonium[03:06.269] One, two, pandemonium[03:11.577] Here I go again[03:14.787] One, two, pandemonium[03:20.071] Here I go again[03:23.247] One, two, pandemonium[03:31.895] One, two, here I go again